Why I Didn’t Give Up Bacon for Lent

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by 365daysofbacon

I couldn’t, I just couldn’t, give up bacon for Lent …

1. Because I already have to sacrifice bacon and all meat on Fridays.
2. Because eating the grease with the bits of Bacon Grease Black Gold … would be considered cheating?
3. Because being deprived of means you’re also deprived of bacon grease – a tragic, double loss.
4. Because abstaining from pork is for other religions.

5. Because it’d be torturous to write a blog called 365daysofBacon … without being able to eat bacon.

Plus, pretty sure Jesus approves. 

After all, we celebrate Easter with ham. Or brunch (which hopefully includes bacon).