Why I Didn’t Give Up Bacon for Lent

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by 365daysofbacon

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I couldn’t, I just couldn’t, give up bacon for Lent …

  1. Because I already have to sacrifice bacon and all meat on Fridays.
  2. Because eating the grease with the bits of Bacon Grease Black Gold … would be considered cheating?
  3. Because being deprived of means you’re also deprived of bacon grease – a tragic, double loss.
  4. Because abstaining from pork is for other religions.
  5. Because it’d be torturous to write a blog called 365daysofBacon … without being able to eat bacon.

Plus, pretty sure Jesus approves. 

After all, we celebrate Easter with ham. Or brunch (which hopefully includes bacon).

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4 thoughts on “Why I Didn’t Give Up Bacon for Lent

  1. This is a hilarious post. And I totally agree. There is a litany of things I’d give up before I’d give up bacon!

  2. Nice blog here! Also your website loads up fast! What host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host? I wish my web site loaded up as fast as yours lol

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