Why I Didn’t Give Up Bacon for Lent
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I couldn’t, I just couldn’t, give up bacon for Lent …
- Because I already have to sacrifice bacon and all meat on Fridays.
- Because eating the grease with the bits of Bacon Grease Black Gold … would be considered cheating?
- Because being deprived of means you’re also deprived of bacon grease – a tragic, double loss.
- Because abstaining from pork is for other religions.
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Because it’d be torturous to write a blog called 365daysofBacon … without being able to eat bacon.
Plus, pretty sure Jesus approves.
After all, we celebrate Easter with ham. Or brunch (which hopefully includes bacon).
365 Days of Bacon 
This is a hilarious post. And I totally agree. There is a litany of things I’d give up before I’d give up bacon!
thanks. maybe I’ll give up bacon next year but….. errr, then again, maybe not. 😉
Nice blog here! Also your website loads up fast! What host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host? I wish my web site loaded up as fast as yours lol
I just use wordpress 🙂