10 Reasons why Bacon is Better than Booze

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by 365daysofbacon

I’m going through the Wine Withdrawls of Lent.

But I’m still thankful I didn’t give up the bacon!

  1. You can eat bacon all day/night long, remember it, and not be hungover the next day
  2. You can legally purchase it 24/7/365
  3. You can get all crunked (cruncht?) on bacon and pass a sobriety test
  4. You can achieve your RDA of sodium in just a few bites
  5. You can make people laugh by confessing you’re a bacon-holic
  6. No one can make you go to bacon rehab, because it doesn’t exist!
  7. You can safely and legally distribute it to minors
  8. You can eat it in the car, at a park, at church, in fine restaurants, at work, etc
  9. You don’t have to pay bacon tax or be 21 to purchase it
  10. You can show up “smelling like bacon” and no one will fire, divorce you, or otherwise get upset and do something dramatic

That said, you COULD have the best of both worlds.
Also known as Bacon Bourbon. But that post is coming. Later.

Patience, my young Padawan.  šŸ˜‰

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20 thoughts on “10 Reasons why Bacon is Better than Booze

  1. I’ve had Bacon Bourbon. OMG – heaven in a glass.

  2. museconfuse says:

    I couldn’t give up bacon for lent! Yummm bacon. Thanks for liking my post, hope to see you around.

  3. lawsonjj says:

    I have Baconed myself where I was so full I would not have been able to pass a field sobriety test..

  4. Kevin Hommel says:

    Don’t know if you’ve ever come across it, but Rogue Brewing Co in Oregon makes a bacon maple beer called Voodoo Doughnut. The only thing better than bacon is bacon with maple. Enjoy your blog. And I agree with Sharon above, bacon bourbon would be pretty good.

  5. PopularPaleo says:

    I got bacon wasted this morning… the day started off right!

  6. I’m still not (hic) convinced.

  7. Hang says:

    Reblogged this on Eating off the MAP and commented:
    Hello World – hope you are doing well!
    I came across this post from 365 Days of Bacon and thought it was so hilarious, and TRUE! Both Erik and I are bacon lovers so thought I have to share this, and strengthen the love! On days I don’t wear perfume I will just smell like bacon and don’t you dare to fire me!
    Have a great week ahead, everyone!
    xoxo
    Hang

  8. If, as you’ve done in some of your previous posts, you make your own bacon… You won’t have to fill up on your RDA of sodium quite so quickly – and eat more bacon!!!

  9. Fish bacon is my bacon of choice!! šŸ™‚

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