Machiavelli’s Principle of Bacon


by 365daysofbacon

Bacon Devil

Bacon Devil

It recently came to me that Machiavelli wrote his infamous The Prince about bacon.

I was contemplating the whole concept of “the end justifies the means.” Pretty sure a new translation found it to actually be written as

The (bacon) ends justify the means

I decided what he’s really saying is that the healthy result of eating salad cancels out the bacon you used to get it down your throat.

Which is additionally supported by the Proof that Salad Cancels Out Bacon.

I just love how bacon makes things come full circle like that.

Long live the bacon prince!


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