The Bacon Factor Theorem

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by 365daysofbacon

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So the other day, I was thinking…

There really outta be a mathematical formula expressing how wonderful bacon is and how it enhances pretty much everything. Which is why I came up with The Bacon Factor Theorem.

Drumroll, please.

Disclosure: I was an English Writing major.

The Bacon Factor Theorem:

baconMath

Where:

  • B is The Bacon Factor,
  • X is the first letter representing any food, and
  • ∞  stands for the total achieved infinite joy and deliciousness

I always knew I was underachieving in math!

Surely this is worthy of a Nobel Prize in some category? Who wants to nominate me?  😉

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12 thoughts on “The Bacon Factor Theorem

  1. crossfitrook says:

    A2 + B2 = Bacon2

  2. canadagirleatspaleo says:

    This is the only kind of math i am interested in.

    • canadagirleatspaleo says:

      ps. i had bacon last night and this morning and ahhh, sooooooooo good.

      • yes, it’s the only relevant kind of math there is 😉

        And there’s nothing better than rounding off the day with some bacon… and then starting off the morning with it! hurray!

  3. I see what you did there, you applied math to the REAL world. Well done!

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